Can spiders get out of light fixtures?

If so, I'm moving.

Pics from Cassie's Camera

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.

If I opened an ice cream stand at a fair, this is what I'd call it.

I'm jealous of Cassie meeting Al Franken's wife!